BIRD WATCHING:   VULTURE JUDICIUM AMERICUS

      In the wild, when a distressed animal is on the verge of death, vultures usually gather and circle above. This hovering horde appear to sense with great precision, the near death state of the poor earthbound creature. Patiently and with great precision, the vultures plan their moves. At the very minute they witness the creatures last breath, they strike, and their feast begins.

      They joyously consume everything edible that covers the carcass. Finally, they depart. Behind them they leave a warning, possibly a boast, scattered across the ground. The bones of their prey serve to remind the rest of us that another creature is just waiting to take advantage of our misfortune.

      Not all vultures operate in the wild, nor are they all winged  creatures. Some can be identified by their three piece suits or their long black robes. They sometimes travel in luxurious automobiles and nest in palatial homes. Some live in small cities and towns, but most are found in large political subdivisions like Washington, D.C. They seem to have a special attraction to buildings known as courthouses.

      Even if you can't visually spot this family of vultures, you may hear them. They often perch on radio or TV. talk shows or leave their verbal droppings in magazines and newspapers.

      While their crackling song may vary, they usually scream about public policy and their immunity from prosecution. Their greatest complaint is that the American people don't realize why their fees are so high while their wins in court are so low.

      Life has been particularly good for Judicium Americus since 1938, when the American judiciary adopted statutory jurisdiction, administrative law (vice admiralty law) and abandoned the jurisdiction of COMMON LAW. This particular species of vulture has increased so rapidly since 1938, it now poses a serious threat to the freedom of Americans.

       The victim of the vulture in the wild is usually helpless when the hovering begins. But, we are not helpless creatures. Vulture Judicium Americus can be tamed and its breeding can be controlled. The taming must take place in those places where the vulture flourishes the best, in those places known as courthouses.

      All species of vulture hover only if there is a victim soon to be had. Without victims, the predator itself must either change its way or die.

      Beginning Tuesday evening at 7-9:30 o'clock, classes teaching "The Taming of Judicium Americus" will be open to all. Those interested should call their local "patriot" for more information.