TEN TIPS ON HOW TO LIVE  IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER

 

1. WATCH LOTS OF TELEVISION. Television pleasantly sublimates the primitive human defense mechanism that can get you in trouble.

2. AVOID TALKING ABOUT RELIGION OR POLITICS. No matter how innocuous your speech may be, it could be misinterpreted and recorded in your Government Personal Thought Dossier.

3. IDENTIFY  YOURSELF  BY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. Use of one's Christian or Family name may be perceived as prideful individualism... a class B. felony..

4. PUBLICLY DISOWN FAMILY MEMBERS AND FRIENDS WHO HAVE BEEN COERCIVELY  ENROLLED IN RE‑EDUCATION CENTERS. NWO Rules of Justice provide for expeditious prosecution and conviction of Guilt by association.

5. VOTE CORRECTLY. The new fax, phone, and email balloting system is carefully monitored by Elections Security Police (ESP) to identify potential dissidents and enemies of the world. Avoid voting for mavericks, most of whom are sponsored and financed by the World Government Opportunities Agency (WGOA) to bring malcontents out into the open. To assure minimal risk when voting, cast your ballots for incumbents having an A-1 rating by the ADL.

6. ATTEND ALL POLITICALLY-CORRECT RALLIES AND PATRIOTIC FUNCTIONS IN YOUR AREA. To obtain additional merit points, carry a sign which derides viewpoints held by Constitutionalists, Patriot Groups, Fundamentalist Christians and other bigots. 

7. MEMORIZE THE OPINIONS OF THE NWO LEADERS AND TELEVISION ANCHOR PERSONS. Reiterate them as if they were your own during all social and business conversations.

8. ATHEISM IS THE SAFEST POLICY. But affiliations with State‑Approved religious organizations are permitted, and may be a rich  field for business contacts.     

9. BE AMONG THE FIRST IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TO TURN IN YOUR SPORTING RIFLES WHEN THE UNITED NATIONS UNIVERSAL PLOWSHARES ACT GOES INTO EFFECT. You  will be well fed under the terms of  the Social Pan-Agriculture And Wildlife Protection  Program. Hunting will be unnecessary and possession of any firearm of any description after the effective date of UPA will constitute the capital offense of            Aggravated Intent to Commit Homicide, a class A felony.